manafromheaven:

rifa:

RAW POTATOES I MEAN WHY HAVE SEX WHEN YOU CAN EAT RAW POTATOES

NOTHING LIKE A RAW POTATO TO KILL YOUR BONER

hakuna-freakin-matata:

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

Sums up our generation

sorry i wasnt good enough

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

stilesstillnski:

how the fuck do people get 34k+ notes on a selfie when i can barely get 1 note on my funny ass text posts y’all need to get your priorities straight

naeggi:

HTIS IS IT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN A LL DAY

i’ve never wanted to kill myself more than i do right now 

esotericsanonymous:

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What the fuck

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does this even mean anymore

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is it supposed to express love and peace

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or unfathomable rage and hatred

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

Ladies and gentlemen Pete Wentz.